This is a story you would tell with extreme care and
caution. But it so starkly characterizes the current state of distrust in the
leadership that it is a folly to keep it under wraps, as the entire
establishment has tried to do for the last few days. It has also taken us that
long to tap Shekhar Gupta’s sources to establish this story.
Earlier in July, intelligence sources stumbled on intelligence
emanating from Switzerland that something big was discovered and was about to
be announced. Intelligence agencies were curiously following the development
because the chatter intercepted repeatedly turned up a words bose and boson
which sounded highly Indian. The Indian government was very concerned with the amount
of time intelligence agencies were taking to get to the bottom of the matter. Since
it sounded like it concerned India, the government handed over the matter to
the CBI with orders to report back in 24 hours. The CBI promptly investigated
and inferred that a bose had been discovered. Since this was such an important
assignment, they sent the report immediately to 10 Janpath skipping the PMO.
The high command saw the report and panicked. They promptly
inferred that bose referred to Subhash Chandra Bose. Subhash Chandra Bose’s
death has long been the subject of dispute and an entire nation has been hoping
for decades that their beloved hero is indeed alive and will be discovered one
day. According to Shekhar Gupta’s sources, all these years, the Nehru family
has been living in the hope that Subhash Chandra Bose never be discovered. They
know that in the face of the sublime achievements of Subhash Chandra Bose,
their charisma will sublime like naphthalene sublimes when kept in open. If he
was indeed found, he would immediately command high respect among the
countrymen leaving the high command high and dry.
A meeting of the working committee along with select
alliance partners was immediately called and within 15 minutes everyone except
Pranab Mukherjee was present. Kapil Sibal said that Bose could be in
Switzerland to possibly look at Swiss Bank Accounts. A shudder passed through
the meeting. Further update followed from CBI that a bose was also found in
India. The CBI was immediately asked to stop pursuing Mayawati, Jagan, Ramdev
Baba and others and asked to investigate on finding Netaji. CBI officers in
Agra investigating Mayawati were asked to stop their work and focus on Netaji.
At the same time Mulayam Singh Yadav, who likes to call himself Netaji was visiting
an army cantonment in Agra. CBI reported that Netaji was seen in Agra Cantonment.
Digvijay Singh commented that maybe he is taking charge of the Indian army. CBI
later reported an unexpected (and non-notified) movement by a key military unit
based in Mathura in the direction of the Delhi. Reports came in of yet another
military movement “towards” Delhi. This unit was identified as a large element
of the airborne 50 Para Brigade based at Agra. Politicians who had heard of
“Chalo Delhi” in history textbooks panicked. The High Command immediately
summoned Pratibha Patil, the supreme commander of the armed forces to the
meeting for consultations. Pranab
Mukherjee was still missing. High command was furious at Ahmed Patel for this
lapse. “Where is Pranab?, he is our ace troubleshooter. What will I do without
him? You don’t do your work properly. I
will have to fire you”. Ahmed Patel replied sheepishly, “Pranabda is saying he
is the incoming president of the Republic and it does not reflect well on the
head of state to attend a meeting of a political party. He has to maintain the
dignity of his office”. A furious Sonia
is supposed to have shouted, “Ask him to come here right now. He is still not
the president. Otherwise I will nominate Pratibha Patil who is here, for a second
term. Hearing this Pratibha Patil looked happy and started browsing through her
travel brochures”. Pranab Mukherjee entered soon enough and heard everyone out.
Then he shouted at them, “Rather than panicking, switch on the TV. This is not
about Subhash Chandra Bose but Higgs Boson. They have just announced this
discovery. Was just watching this breaking news back home” The TV was
immediately switched on and calm reentered the room. A call to the army received
the response that the movements were routine exercise.
After watching the news coverage, Rahul Gandhi asked,
“Why did they have to name this particle after Subhash Chandra Bose? Hasen’t
our family done more for the country? A nehruon or gandhion sounds so much
better than a boson” An annoyed and irritated Pranab Mukherjee told him that
this reference is not to Subhash Chandra Bose but to Satyendra Nath Bose, a
scientist. Laloo Yadav, one of the few non committee persons at the meeting,
took a dig at Rahul, “That’s why I keep telling you Rahul Baba, do not speak in
between when elders are speaking”.
The government, bureaucracy and army have denied the reports and called it mischievous and
misleading. But we stand by our story. We are thankful to Shekhar Gupta’s
sources for helping us piece together this story.
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